August 28, 2008
White Plains, NY
Modsquad fan and wife of Modsquad fill in Mitch Borello, Ivanka Borello, lost her "finger lickin' mind" while waiting patiently online at the local Dunkin Donuts.
Borello (age unknown/not listed to protect from potential stalking co-worker) tried to pay for her small iced coffee (very light and sweetened with Extra, for those who need to know) with her credit card.
Sadly, the machine did not work.
Borello (photo: far right) instantly laced into the cashier woman, riping her a new one using some crazy foreign language that this reporter has never even heard of.
911 reports confirm that this is the exact exchange between Borello and the cashier woman:
IM: "¿Por qué la máquina no funciona?"
Cashier: "No sé!"
IM: ¿Dónde está la biblioteca?
Cashier: "No sé!"
IM: ¡Usted miente!
Cashier: "No sé!"
IM: Muy bien, pagaré con efectivo.
Cashier: ¡gracias!
It's too bad that no one on the Modsquad Staff can understand or write in Spanish. By the looks at it though, she was pissed.
On a side note, the staff at Modsquadsoftball.blogspot.com is currently looking for a Spanish writer. Inquire within.
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