MoDimes Blogger Refuses to Read Blog

June 16, 2008
White Plains, NY

You're probably wondering; "What happens when a MoDimes uber blogger visits the world's 1,943,237,304 Most Popular Blog Site"? We've got your answer.

Absolutely nothing.

That's according to MoDimes Manager of Newspaper and Media Relations and Blogger Elizabeth Lynch, who, for some unknown reason refuses to visit the greatest blog ever created (that's dedicated to a company softball team located in White Plains NY and rhymes with the phrase "Parch of Limes".)

Lynch will repeatedly ask how the softball team is doing, and is repeatedly given the answer, "Check the Blog". Research has shown, however, that Lynch proposes that modsquadsoftball.blogspot.com is not "a real blog".

Lynch's refusal to visit the site has driven at least one member of the Modsquad Reporting Staff to take drastic measures to ensure that Lynch eventually sees the site.

The reporter, who wishes to remain nameless, had this to say about his involvement in getting Lynch to read the blog; "I've pretty much done everything with the exception of begging her. I've hired a pilot to write the web address in the sky, outside of her house. I've tried to bribe the IT folks into setting her Citrix homepage to the blog. I even arranged the raisins in her morning oatmeal to spell out "READ BLOG"."

One Modsquad team member suggested that "The next time she wants a video for the Unity Conference, I'm going to need proof that she read the blog, ask her to print out a page."

The A/V geek went on to add "Why are you even writing an article about Lynch not reading the blog, she's not going to read it anyway..."

When asked to comment on why she won't read the blog, Lynch refused to acknowledge that this article would ever be written. Basically, a tree-fall-no-one-listen type: "If I don't read the blog, does it actually exist?"

If you see Lynch in the hall, or by the cafeteria, or getting in/out of her car, be sure to ask her..."Did you read the blog yet?"