DELFINO PARK
WHITE PLAINS, NY
MAY 21, 2008
MODSQUAD Fan Flashley Cohenderson was arrested (reprimanded) for a flashing incident during
Wednesday's MODSQUAD games against rival squad, Two Four.
Two Four Pitcher, Cecil B. Cribaby, complained in the fifth inning to home plate umpire that a girl was flashing him and the rest of the players on the field, a major distraction, according to Cribaby.
Cohendersonwas escorted off the field, after being restrained by multiple non-flashing fans.
According to the official police report, Cohenderson kept yelling "That'll be the first and last time anyone flashes in your direction!"
Editors Note: The Flashing Incident described above does not reflect actual events. Our "hotshot" reporter got out of hand and failed to mention the flashing was caused by Covelli's Canon Digital Rebel Still Camera. We regret any misunderstanding, and look forward to seeing Cohenderson and her lawyers in court next week.
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He was just lookin' for an excuse for his sub par pitching skills. How many times did you guys have to move out of the way so you wouldn't get hit by the ball? Sheesh...
some players just cant take the media glare of playing in a big city...
The lights! The lights! They mess up my pitching mojo! I coulda struck 'em all out, I tell ya!
Why won't the paparazzi just leave me alone!